China releases first national pollution census
So??! BIG Deal!!! So does India!
.. The only difference is that Pakistan always tops our chart!

Pak offers Taliban talks to pin down India
This wrestling match is brought to you by WWE!
.. = Why Waste Explosives!

Mumbai theatres play safe with Shiv Sena
They use protection called Kama-SutRajiv!

Uddhav dares govt to take back security cover
Reports suggest that Uddhav & Chavan were playing a game of 'truth or dare'..
.. & Uddhav is not used to the truth!

Eva Longoria tweet lands on porn site
Must have followed her there! (ahem!)
.. C'mon, don't act like you've never searched for her!

New 3D scanner at airports not to show body parts
Not???! Whoa! Sounds like something Sherlyn Chopra & Rakhi Sawant will definitely protest against!

Google tweaks Gmail to challenge Facebook, Twitter
In simpler terms: 'Google Wave' never really got a high tide!

Lindsay alleges beating by girlfriend Samantha
Somehow I can hear the whole world yelling "FINALLYYY!!!"

US Senator seeks Pachauri's resignation
I wonder why the IPCC is still alive after the 2035 false claim!
.. Doesn't it make Pachauri sound like a watchman hired for a house that was never built?!

Love is in the air for MNS
I'm hoping it's the air they breathe and not the one they pass!
.. The Shiv Sena has already stunk up the place enough!

SRK nude scan autographs raise alarm
Reports confirm that the alarm was the only thing capable of a 'raise' in those photographs!
.. Gauri, thus has now decided to stop lying to her friends!

Hero Honda buy stake in Kings XI Punjab
Reports suggest that this is a move to appeal to the gay cricket fan base around the world!
.. The team will thus be rightfully called 'King's XI Heros' instead!

Indian illegal immigrants numbers up in US
This headline has excited the Mexicans who have now decided to take up Hindi speaking classes in hope of landing up in the US too!