US asks Pak to prosecute 26/11 'plotter' Saeed
The LeT is planning to produce a new terrorist magic movie with Hafiz Saeed in the lead role!
.. This film will thus rightfully be called 'Hairy Plotter'!

Investigators quiz Musharraf over Bhutto
They had initially decided on 'Bhutto over Musharaff' as 'woman on top' is more popular but I guess they changed their mind!

Police charge Raj with assault on North Indians
MNS irony: It's funny how the man is thrashing up North Indians in a bid to finally be a part of the Indian Parliament in North India itself!

Australian man drives nine hours to buy a newspaper
Sounds more like an edited scene from 2012 where the world runs out of toilet paper & water!!!(choke!)

Pak has more nuclear weapons than India
Pakistan: A country with Nuclear weapons & No-clear government!

100% honest, true: New Zealand least corrupt nation
Post this headline our very own SCL squad was seen packing up for New Zealand to take up matters in their own hands!
.. Oh btw, SCL = Spineless Corrupt Leaders

Ratan Tata's new project: search for his successor
Amitabh Bachchan has thus promised to help him find a wife with his new show 'Who Wants To Do A Millionaire'!

A year after 26/11 attacks Mumbai how secure
.. Something Pakistan seems to know very well!
.. Something the Indian government is forever trying to understand!
.. Something the people of India have given up on!!!

Citi CEO Vikram Pandit sticks to $1 annual salary
Sub-headline in fine print: $1 for each pore on his body i.e! (ahem!)

India gives Pak fresh dossier on Mumbai terror attack
Pakistan has thus announced the construction of a prestigious library to be inaugurated by Hon.Chief Guest Hafiz Saeed who has promised continuous supply of such dossiers from across the world!