This is HL2T's 200th post !!!! (*whistle whistle*.. fade out)
It is your continuous interest & support that has helped HL2T reach this mark! :)
Thank you all !!!.. Do keep track :)

Google poised to become your phone company
A p*ssed off MTNL just announced the launch of their own search engine in a bid to give Google a tough time in India!
.. If nothing, they are hoping this will atleast help them search for their own employees they aren't even aware of!

Johnny Depp is Hollywood's highest paid actor
Aah, so the real reason why Jackie Shroff turned into 'Captain Jackie Sparrow' in 'Bhoot Unkle' was nothing but a futile hope that he would get atleast a decimal of that amount!

India scores low on integrity, ranked 84th in survey
In simpler terms: The survey guys who were running on a tight schedule only got time to visit the Indian Parliament building!

Yawning 'a sign of deep humanity'
Ummm.. So that would make all politicians attending parliamentary sessions, extremely 'deep humans', isn't it??!! (damn!)

Jolie to adopt baby from Syria?
Post this headline, Madonna was seen running through the airport departure gate shouting "I won't let the b*tch beat me to it this time!"

Jellyfish swarm northward in warming world
Sub-headline in fine print: Recession hit mermaids turn p*rnstars and cause some serious heat underwater! (phew!)

UN hunger summit slammed for falling short
.. Of empathy? dignity? of testicular fortitude?!
.. Aaah! that's okay.. We've always known that! :)

Janet Jackson blames doctor for Michael's death
The medical fraternity has thus decided to award Dr. Murray with a new official nick name!
.. 'Pill-e-Jean!'

Shoaib Akhtar undergoes liposuction!
Thank God its not Botox on his lips!
.. You can hardly understand the man's English without it too!

US says Tibet belongs to China, Beijing smiles
.. Chinese smile?! interesting!
.. I wonder where their eyes disappear when they smile?!
.. Can they see when they do so?
.. I guess that's why the Chinese look so straight faced & grumpy when they cross the road?!
.. They're simply trying to stay live!!!