Sushmita Sen to adopt again?
Reports suggest that this is a build up to Sushmita's own political party called 'Sushmita Sen-a'!
.. I wonder who they will beat up!
.. The neighbor's pestering kids maybe!

US Army blamed for Katrina floods
Damn! must have taken sh*t loads of beer to pee so much!

The stars of decade's top 10 Internet moments
If the words Paris, Pamela or Videotape pop up in your head.. you've probably landed on the right website!
.. You truly belong here ;)

Women 'bearing brunt' of climate change
Climate change -> Soaring temperatures -> Obese husbands roam naked at home -> death by sight for the neighbor's wife!

Madhuri to play Indira Gandhi in new biopic
The movie will be a musical produced by Yashraj films and will be titled 'Advani toh pagal hai'

Pakistan court blast kills many
So we now have atleast 1 country where justice outside the court is faster than in the court!

26/11 Shame: No Home For Mumbai's Guardians
India: A country where Sashi Tharoor lives in a 5 star & tweets!
.. While the Indian security sleeps under the stars on the streets! (Shameful!!!!)

And the 'sexiest man alive' is ...
Bill Clinton!!
.. Oh! having a lot of sex isn't a criteria?! (oopsie!)

I didn't know terror-accused Headley, blogs Kangana
The government is unbelievably shocked to read such fluent English from Kangana & have decided to hunt for her efficient translator!
.. They're hoping that he can help the uneducated politicians in the Parliament as well! (naaah no chance!)