New iPhone worm is 'more serious'
Yes it's in a bad state and has been admitted in the iCU!

Beckhams gift lizard to son for getting good marks
Q) how do you know that the UK is still in recession whilst India is not?!
A) English parents gift their children things we usually swat away here!

Google OS: the end of the hard drive?
In simpler terms: Google plans to kill all your libidos!
.. Mwahahaha (evil laughter!)

Sachin not a loyal Maharashtrian, says Shiv Sena
In simpler terms: They are p*ssed off that he didn't give them his MRF bats to vandalize the IBN offices!
.. Poor guys actually had to buy them! (awww!)

Orbiting astronaut welcomes daughter
Damn must have been the slowest hug ever!!!!
.. Slow-motion of slow-moti..zzzzz..snore snore..

Police: Facebook site targets redheads
Reports suggest that its just a L'oreal campaign which is trying to get them to turn blonde!

Shilpa Shetty ties the knot with Raj
The British army was getting ready to combat MNS workers post a now possible demand for 'Big Brother' to include a Marathi manoos!
.. but I think the confusion is sorted now!

Thousands flock to world's biggest animal sacrifice
.. And I thought elections were the biggest sacrifice we animals make!
.. Well we, time and again elect someone who turns back and screws us over, don't we!

Leaks & cracks in Bandra-Worli sealink
Sonia Gandhi has thus decided to change it's name from Rajiv Gandhi sea-link to Michael Phelps Setu!
.. I think she's scared about the fact that Rajiv Gandhi can't swim!

Priyanka's twitter update could be security threat
I can already hear Galileo laughing in his grave screaming "I knew these idiots would claim something like 'the earth is flat' once again!"