Wednesday, July 14, 2010

WEDNESDAY, JULY 14, 2010

Facebook comes to Microsoft Outlook
In simpler terms: Your company's HR can now fire you AND poke you too!

Kangna's 12 wigs cost Rs 20 lakh!
Wow! That's 19.9 lakh more than what all insurance companies were willing to insure her with!
I think they are all sure that Oxford/Webster will get her killed soon!

When SRK met Shakira
Reports suggest that SRK volunteered to sing a duet with Shakira who was then forced to perform a really long version of her new hit song..
.. 'Wak..k..k..k..k..a Wak..k..k..k..k.ka'

World's biggest boob model battling for life
That's weird!
.. Shouldn't she be ideally battling to see her toes?!

Billboard linking Obama, Hitler draws complaints
Ridiculous! how can you compare the two!
.. Hitler never promised a change that he could never achieve!

'Pornistan' Pakistan is world leader in online sex searches
Pakistani Irony: They will shoot down women who don't wear Burqas in person but will log on to the internet to see them without it!

Race attack: Indian students' cars torched in Australia
In simpler terms: Never race with an Indian. His 'conscious about car mileage' driving will realllly piss you off!

'I want to experience death by hanging'
The reason why It's important to introduce your children to other hobbies like stamp & coin collection!

Pak adamant, says ISI is no agent of terror
Ofcourse! how dare you call them agents!
.. Agents are hired! They do it for free!

Women change 104 hair styles in lifetime
Well, if men are monotonous throughout their lives, someone has to make the marriage interesting, isn't it?!

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