Mukesh Ambani bidding for Liverpool football club?
With a name like 'Liverpool', shouldn't it ideally be bought by Vijay Mallya instead?!
China sentences quake activist to 5 years' jail
Quake Activist??? What's that?!
.. A city of Obese people jumping the 'Skip Rope' together?!
Mob justice unacceptable, says Moily
In simpler terms: Moily's daughter is yet to be molested!
Iran moves closer to nuke warhead capacity
.. & American scientists were trying to test the intelligence of chimps by trying to get them to build an aeroplane inside NASA!
.. They should have simply sent them to Iran!
.. Their chimp president is showing more progress!
Experts identify gene variant linked to ageing
They seem really excited about it and have decided to name it 'TIME!' (duh!)
Jackson to bear witness in defence of doctor
Sources confirm that Winnie the Pooh was indeed hired as the hitman by MJ, but he's currently in depression after losing his bowl of honey and is unavailable for comments!
Abhishek to spend 34th birthday at work
Reports suggest that there is a serious shortage of news at the IBN office!
.. So if your underwear has a lot of holes or your dog has a flea problem, get in touch with the news channel!
.. It might just get covered!
K-Jo seeks police protection for 'MNIK'
In simpler terms: We will now see Rahul Gandhi visiting theaters instead of trains on his next trip to Mumbai!
Want a figure like Bipasha Basu?
Sure! depends on if you're suggesting her in a 'Bedlock' or 'Wedlock'!
Now, pay your taxi fare through credit card
I tried that but when I said 'swipe', the driver took off his pants and bent ahead anticipating my credit card!
.. Ahem! Congress government, are you listening?! Make Marathi mandatory some other time, teach them English first!
Paypal suspends payment transactions in India
Is it just me or does Pay Pal actually sound like a synonym of 'F**k Buddy!'
