Friday, September 3, 2010

FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 03, 2010

‘He does not wash but has a godly persona’
.. is what one man was heard explaining to another man while pointing at a Mayawati poster!

India concerned over China's presence in PoK
Reports suggest that the Indian Parliament has suggested frying China in hot boiling oil!
.. They have decided to name this mission 'Chinese PoKoda'!

Arjun Rampal is waiting to be scared
In simpler terms: Arjun does not watch his own movies!

World’s tallest girl forced to skip school
In simpler terms: The rope was too short to skip!

Sharad Pawar's bizarre solution to curb veggie prices
The market on Farmville!

Pak match fixing row stems from a 'moral crisis'
The Crisis = Don't know what 'morals' mean!

A dress that is also a phone!
Reports suggest that this is a top secret product by a popular service provider & will be named ‘Vodaworn’ to hide the identity!

China uses Princess Diana image to to sell lingerie
Err.. because lingerie saves you from car crashes!??

92-year-old hasn't had a drop of water in 78 years
Sounds more like Vijay Mallya's Horroscope!

Ganapati goes to Canada, Holland, UK from Pune
Headline from yesterday: Ganpati threatens to leave the country if the immersion water is not cleaned!

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